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Andrew Richard Booker is a British mathematician who is currently Professor of Pure Mathematics at the University of Bristol. He is an analytic number theorist known for his work on L-functions of automorphic forms and his contributions to the sums of three cubes problem.
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{"fact":"In 1987 cats overtook dogs as the number one pet in America.","length":60}
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Wilful Disregard – A Novel About Love is the sixth novel by Swedish author Lena Andersson, published in 2013.
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