{"fact":"Cats are now Britain's favourite pet: there are 7.7 million cats as opposed to 6.6 million dogs.","length":96}
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{"slip": { "id": 207, "advice": "Always seek out advice or opinions when making a decision."}}
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{"fact":"The normal body temperature of a cat is between 100.5 \u00b0 and 102.5 \u00b0F. A cat is sick if its temperature goes below 100 \u00b0 or above 103 \u00b0F.","length":136}
{"slip": { "id": 14, "advice": "Life is better when you sing about bananas."}}
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